Yes hello I am Melody!
15 and bi
I am currently the coolest
person on the planet.
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h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

videogamebf:

spacemoss:

love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker

frickin:

i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

foreveralone-lyguy:

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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