i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
love this feeling
you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
i wanna be so close to someone that we can talk all night and never get tired
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
he fuck that goat
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed
When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
"thats not very lady-like of you"